Exploring Aesthetics with Anubis

This is my raifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

My raifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

My raifu, without me, is useless. Without my raifu, I am useless. I must fire my raifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…

My raifu and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…

My raifu is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as an imouto. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sights and her barrel. I will keep my raifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before Haruhi, I swear this creed. My raifu and myself are the defenders of moé. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is moé’s and there is no enemy, but peace!

Plain White Panties

Generally-speaking, my favorite type of pantsu are plain white. Not so much a purity thing, about the color white, but more of an appreciation of the casualness of plain white panties. They’re the kind of underwear you can buy a whole bunch of for real cheap. The kind that are worn on an everyday, nothing-special basis.

They also happen to have this way about them that just forms a perfect curve around the butt that keeps the majority covered, but draws the eyes to what you can see.

Say you've been successfully frozen to the point where your brain was only put into a state of dormancy and you woke up three-hundred years later. Everyone worships this waffle goddess named Rainy who is actually an anthropomorphic grey fox who sat upon a throne and ruled over the land of Wafflania. She says that if you don't worship waffles, as ridiculous as that may sound, you'll be imprisoned in a tomb of syrup and dirt. How would you worship waffles?